Hey Darth,
Right, so WTF is that? Notice that the error is in a Messagebox? But it's so MUTHERFUCKING HUGE THAT YOU CANT GET TO THE FUCKING OK BUTTON??? Uh huh. Yup. That's right, Darth.
Why would you do that? Is it like you just are too fucking stupid or what? I don't get it. You're obviously not that fucking stupid, or you wouldn't be The Great And Horrible Darth Vendor - but then again you did try to jump over Obi-Juan when he had THE HIGH GROUND and got your fucking legs chopped off like a moron, and the Emperor had to fucking build you that noisy-ass breathing-suit and shit, so well, maybe you actually are that mutherfucking stupid. I don't know.
Anyway, I think this messagebox kind of clinches it... common, just admit it... your a fucking stupid piece of fucking shit. Yah? Can I get an AMEN, BROTHER?? Ok. That's good. The road to recovery starts with admitting your a stupid fucking ass mutherfucking piece of goddam fucking STUPID shit. Say it again. Ok. That's good. Feel better? Good.
Now, could you go down to the basement and start cracking heads together and using the Force and the Dark Side Lightning and shit on all the fucking morons working for you? That would be great. Then maybe we might get one year where your products and development tools don't make developers wonder if it wouldn't be a better life to live their lives up Jaba's skanky fucking ass instead. Ya know?
Ok, anyway, thanks again for all the good work you're doing, anyway. I really like the translucent window headers in Windows 7. That's incredible. And the cornflower blue shading? Brilliant!!!!! Now, if you could just spend a tiny bit of time working on MAKING YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING DEV TOOLS WORK... that would be nice too. Ok so thanks again! You are the BEST!
Sincerely, your devoted fan,
Darth Developer
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