Oh heya Darth, old buddy. Wazz-up!? Things here are good, man. I'm going to do some more work on my computer tonight. It's great. I love all this new stuff, like on the interwebs and stuff. Picasa is great. Nice and simple, does most of what I want and does it pretty easily and with some flare. Good job on that. It's nice.
oh wait. that was google. never mind.
So anyway, everything is good, except the stupid fucking goddam fucking *spittle* Windows OS is driving me cracky, as usual. Man, just once I'd like to get home and use one of my fucking five computers without it vomiting up some goddam waste-of-my-precious-time issue or other. It's like the worst ongoing drag in the world, man. I gotta hang in there, yeah, I know, Darth. We all do. It's not like there's much choice left out there. You were just way smart on that one. No one does all the stuff you do. But then again, you own the OS, and from there it's not all so hard, is it? So I guess you're all like, "wow, I like totally rule and shit. This is Awesome. I can totally fuck with people's machines and put out shit on a stick and they kinda have to buy it cause everyone else has it. Nice. I rock."
It's great and everything that we have all this technology, though. It really is. I can do dumb silly stuff and throw it up on the interweb easy. I can even spell check. Not bad. Its really just that all of my computers are at various degrees of totally fucked up. That's all. So each evening is spent doing a little work, or some work I didn't intend to do, and filled with the jolly little joys of going to Google (you remember them, right?), to look up the goddamn error codes so I can sit here and spend three fucking hours figuring out what the hell went wrong with some gizmo or activex thingie or driver version, or downloading the service packs six times a week, or whatever. It's all just become a big old gigantic drag, man.
Even though in the end, after all that shit, you do finally have something to put online and show to your friends and family.
Look everyone! Pictures from my vacation! Yay!!
Sincerely, yer pal,
Darth Developer
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