Dear Darth #3

Heyo Darth, my man, wazzup n shit?

Dude, I gotta tell you, man that YOU are Da MAN!   Except for inventing Windows, you are the BEST.  Of course you know I don't want to complain an shit because I know how personal you take this shit, but dude, my dude, you totally suck.  Let me tell you why before you fry my ass with your wandy sword force thingie.

So I get home and I have all this shit I wanna do on my computer.  But dude, every fucking time I turn around it's fucking giving me some sort of goddam fucking error message about this, or that, or something, or another thing or something over there and all this fucking SHIT, dude.  And this is you're fucking fault man.  I can't just get home and do some work.  Nooo, that's too fucking much to ask from an overpriced buggy fucking OS, like Windows (whatever the version - every single goddam one of them has a billion fucking bugs).

Nope, so I get home and I want to download a file from my camera and you know kinda play with it and stuff for my blog.  And I get this mutherfucking error when I'm trying upload it to the old hard drive.

My hard disk is full.  WTF?

DUDE!   Can you possibly not waste a fucking half hour of my fucking time by checking to see what the fuck the size of the file is BEFORE you start downloading it so that that the OS can say "HEY STUPID MUTHFUCKER - YOU'RE OUT OF DISK SPACE AND THIS FILE WON'T FUCKING FIT! OK??  YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS??  GET A BIGGER FUCKING HARD DRIVE YOU STUPID FUCK!"  and then I could just go order one and be like "damn, that puter had the fucking lock and me and shit - that's badass."   but NO.   Instead your stupid fucking computer with Windows is like "Oh it's like a half hour into the download and woah... gee I forgot to check but dingit all, wouldn't you know I ran out of space.  oh darn.  No, can't be bothered to give you any options, sorry.  Just a stupid fucking error.  here you go." *Vomit Error Message*.

Ok, that's all for now, big guy.  I would go into my rant about how you destroyed the whole fucking planet with your stupid Death Star OS, but what the fuck.  I'm going to try to clear some disk space and see if I can upload that file for my fucking blog.

Keep up the good work there Darth.  No hard feelings.  Just do me a favor and try to suck a little less sometimes, ok?

Thanks!

Your fan,
Darth Developer