Dear Darth #2

Heya Darth,

Woah man, one other thing I though I should let you know about before I head off into cryofreeze for the night.   When I am on yahoo groups with IE 8 this always happens... I get to the page, like email, and it shows everything and the hyperlinks get their underlines and the page looks fine.  I click on the link I want to go to - BUT NO!

THEN the page decides that it wants to load some goddamn fucking graphic advertisement or something and the page jumps down about one line.  SO, what happens is after that pause it then THINKS I clicked the line above the one I actually clicked and then jumps to THAT page instead of the one I wanted.  So now, instead of just having to wait for that godforsaken delay (which it's impossible to tell you even need to wait because you get no indication of that fact) I then have to click on the back arrow to return to the page I want to link from, and then WAIT ... AGAIN ... for it to completely totally 100% finished loading (and you can't tell when it's finished except WOAH AGAIN - LOOKIE IT JUMPED - must be done loading now ... I gggguuuueeeessssss... maaaayyyyyybbbbbeeeee....?!) and THEN I can try to click the original link I wanted and then waaaaiiiittttt some more.   Ya know, Darth old buddy, that just kinda super fucking sucks.  Oh sure sure, I know, it's only a brief delay... but ya know - it happens EVER FUCKING TIME DARTH.   SO what the fuck is up with that?  Huh?  It sucks!  

But anyway, I know you're busy injecting rebel princesses with some sort of wierd truth syrum and stuff so you don't have time to investigate this right now.  That's cool.   I understand.   No problemo.  But when you get a few minutes, would you mind taking that IE 8 Project Manager out back and tearing her leg off or something?  I dunno.   Maybe that's a bit harsh.  How about a finger?   I mean think about it this way Darth - that stupid retarded fucking PM is costing EVERY SINGLE INTERNET USER IN THE FUCKING GALAXY about 5 to 10 seconds per Yahoo Email page click - or something like that.   I don't know the statistics.  That's not really my bag.  But you can imagine if it's happening here to me with IE 8 it's gotta be bumming out a whole LOTTA people out there.  Totally bumming them out, man.  Can you imagine?   They're probably out there dissing you right now and shit.   Ya know?  You can't let that happen, dude.   You should be making an example of that stupid fucking PM so that people don't decide to turn to the Light Side and forget about the Sith Overlard thing and all that.   Otherwise you know that Luke and his light sword thingie might get ya.  You do NOT want that.   So be a man (sort of) and go get that PM.  KK?   Great, I knew I could count on you.   You da BEST!!

See ya on the flip side,
Fav Fan,
Darth Developer