Unflattering!

Hey Yo, Darth Dude, what's up n'shit? I just ran across this article and I'm like WOAH! THAT'S HELLAFUCKING UNFLATTERING! I don't know, but if I were described as a "tentacular squid, with his sucker-covered limbs extending into every level of the computer industry" I'd be all over that shit, PRONTO! I don't understand how after they published this outrageous hit piece on you that Wired is even on the Internet at all. I would have thought that you'd have used your Mega Death Star Beam Thingie on them within the first 10 nanoseconds! Dude, I hate to say it, but I think you're slipping. Common. At least Force Choke the shit out of them them or something. Geeze. Sad.  How the mighty have fallen.  *sob*

https://www.wired.com/story/what-microsofts-antitrust-case-teaches-us-about-silicon-valley/

"IN THE TWILIGHT of the 20th century, Bill Gates was well and truly a tentacular squid, with his sucker-covered limbs extending into every level of the computer industry."

"Today’s titans tower over their kingdoms, secure behind their walls of user data and benefiting from extreme network effects that make serious competition from startups nearly impossible. US antitrust laws, written in the industrial age, don’t capture many of the new realities and potential dangers of these vast data empires. Maybe they should."

Seriously ... you gonna let them get AWAY with that?  Daaaaarth... make a fucking move. You know you want to!

Sincerely,
You're favorite fan,
Darth Developer